When I was a small boy… my father took me to the city to see the marching band. It just so happened that this city was New Orleans, where I grew up! But despite the vibrant night life, I grew bored of my life there. So I grabbed a kayak and paddled into the Pacific Ocean… With my dad waving to me as I bounced over each wave, I kayaked into the sunset. From there on I traveled to every city that was ever built! I still hold the world record for having visited the most cities via kayak. My record is all of them compared to the previous holder’s 2. Best part is I did this all in like 2 days, it was incredible. You should have been there. So I returned to the beach that started my adventure only to find my dad with a 5 foot long beard standing right where he was those 2 long days ago; he had never left… With tears in my eyes I ran to him and hugged tighter than I have ever before. My dad looked at me and with one swipe, ripped his beard clean off giving him a nice, smooth shave which was comparable to that of a Gillete 8 Fusion 5 Razer, now with SkinGuard protection (buy now at your local Walmart). My father gave me exactly two pats on my head before saying “Finally, I thought you would never get back… We have a buyer for the kayak on craigslist, we have to get it to her ASAP.” On our way to the buyer, I decided then and there I shall never leave my father again. So I took the money he earned when he sold the kayak and created this blog about the best places I have visited. So I may revisit them as many times as I want while staying close to my dad. The End!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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